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Horror Tales From The Product Administration Trenches | by J.A. Becker | Apr, 2024


Two horrible tales to tuck your self into mattress on a darkish and stormy evening.

Picture by Mohamed Hassan from Pixabay

Product Administration isn’t only a matter of MVP, PMF, ROI, NPS, MRR, and ARR. It’s a hell of much more troublesome.

Folks’s cash, jobs, egos, and careers are on the road together with your choices, which may result in horror-show situations.

These moments are those that maintain me up at evening, respiration closely and nervously sweating until daybreak’s gentle. They’re the moments the place folks’s worst selves crawl shrieking into the sunshine. They’re the place the true product administration occurs.

Picture by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay

On this terror story, our firm was a floundering ship making an attempt to navigate a slender cross with out a roadmap, pilot, and gasoline for the engines.

And by that I imply we misplaced our funding, we fired our head of product, half the employees went overboard, a serious buyer deserted ship, and our CEO was a spineless Steve-Jobs wannabe who couldn’t handle himself out of a paper bag.

So irrespective of your Product Market Match, excellent slice of MVP, easily groomed backlog, completely written consumer tales, and amazingly superior PM self, you’re headed for jagged rocks.

And these rocks took the type of the lately promoted Basic Supervisor who floated up into the place just because she was nonetheless there.

So with the best of tensions and probably the most realest of risks, I used to be corralled into a gathering together with her and the final standing gross sales man.

They weren’t joyful.

The brand new buyer’s POC appeared terribly fallacious, they usually wished solutions. And, because the final man standing in product, they wished these solutions from me.

The extra I appeared on the particulars, the extra I spotted this was a lot worse than simply the shopper’s POC. There was one thing deeply fallacious with our software program. All our clients have been getting this identical rubbish.

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